Attendance of The Discotheque at the End of the Universe! and our other entheotrainments is always free. But training to be in those entheotrainments costs, baby!

Membership in #phonomancer is $200/month and includes all classes and monthly mentoring sessions--but it's only for those who want to transform into singing, dancing, visionary sci-fi shamans with six-pack abs!

Financial assistance is available for those who qualify. Talk to us!

ENTHEOGENIC FITNESS is our calisthenics, barbell, and kettlebell-based strength & conditioning class. We run a legit program taught by an NCSA Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist.

PHONOMANTIC THEORY AND CONCEPTS explains the practical application of our groundbreaking approach to utilizing psychedelics as a means to achieve self-actualization.

VOCAL TRAINING is a group singing class for all levels. Can't sing? We don't care! We can teach you. All you have to do is be brave and willing to try.

DANCE TRAINING is where we begin to apply the physical intelligence developed via S&C to the embodiment of emotions and learning how to coordinate ourselves in time with others. We study a broad range of dance styles, including belly dancing, hiphop, disco, butoh, and more!